Planning Joanna: A One-Page Screenplay

After our friends at Movie|Line invited us to contribute to their One-Page Screenplay feature, it didn't take us long to hatch an epic sci-fi adventure called JAYVATAR which simultaneously skewered both James Cameron's 3-D opus and Jay Leno's 3-D chin. Then we realized that idea was buh-tarded. 

(Though we were excited to use the word "Na'vintercourse.") 

Instead, we wrote PLANNING JOANNA, which makes fun of our favorite romantic comedy cliché, the Public Declaration of Love. Enjoy!